This is once again, a big rant.

The one thing that shocked me most in 2009 was how the UK’s NED population went up, and our grammar level, plummeted straight down. Now, don’t get me wrong, not all NEDs are smacktards (though most are) but really, the way the talk, text and write is just insane. Let me give you an example. “wuu2, me nd krsty r jst getin redy 2 go oot. wood u liek 2 cum 2?” Anyone else agree and think that is just pants-on-head retarded? Still on this subject, did anyone else hear about that girl who wrote her english exam essay in the mystical language of NEDs? (post a comment if you did) I really, was shocked by this. It just shows that our society’s vocabluary is being destroyed by these cocks.

And the small things are:

Gordon Brown made an arse of himself (x100)

I went into third year (urgh)

I began to think of my 3rd year English teacher as Judge Dredd

I got a new music teacher who though she denies it, she Is a direct decendant of the store John Menzies

So ys. It hs ben a kl yar wit is ups nd dons. brng on 2k10 yeldy.